do not be alarmed but i think there is a mermaid on my blog
Nameless & Shameless
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian:I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America:Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears:I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America:Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra:I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America:Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple:We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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SUPER FACKIN’ WEIRD THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY
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